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SquidOnesie™ — Onesie

SquidOnesie™ — Onesie

SquidOnesie — hooded fleece onesie, front view

SquidOnesie™ — Onesie

Regular price $42.99
Regular price $42.99 Sale price $61.99
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    "Softer than I expected. The fleece feels premium."

    Mike M. (Portland, USA)
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    "My friends want one. Wore it to a movie night and now three people asked me where I got it."

    Lina R. (Austin, USA)
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    Description

    SquidOnesie is a full-body fleece onesie with a character hood that turns a lazy day into an event. Pull up the hood, zip up and sink into ultra-soft polyester fleece from head to toe.

    Each SquidOnesie includes:

    • 🧥 1× full-body hooded fleece onesie (S–XL, 155–180 cm)
    • 🧵 100% polyester fleece — soft, lightweight and warm
    • 🤐 Front zipper, one-piece design
    • 🧼 Machine washable at 30 °C

    Why you'll love it:

    It's not just an onesie, it's the outfit. Whether you're binge-watching, gaming or just existing on the couch.

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    Shipping Information

    Every order is made to order. Production takes 2–3 business days, then delivery takes 6–9 business days. Free shipping included.

    You get a tracking number by email as soon as it ships.

    If your order arrives damaged or you receive the wrong item, you have 3 days from delivery to contact us with photo or video proof. We will send a free replacement or a full refund.

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    Your SquidOnesie is now $42.99 instead of $61.99 — that's 30% off.

    Pick a bundle above to save even more and get a FREE Surprise Gift with every order. The cosiest thing you will wear all winter. 

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      FAQs

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      What sizes are available?

      Four: S (155–163 cm, 40–55 kg), M (163–170 cm, 50–65 kg), L (168–175 cm, 60–80 kg) and XL (173–180 cm, 70–95 kg). In the 2 and 3 packs you can pick a different size for each onesie.

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      What material is it?

      100% polyester fleece — soft, lightweight and warm. The character hood has 3D stitched details and a hair tuft on top.

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      How do I wash it?

      Machine wash at 30 °C, tumble dry low. Do not bleach or iron. Turn it inside out before washing to keep the fleece soft.

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      Is it a good gift?

      Absolutely. It comes in a neat package and the reaction when someone opens it is priceless. We include a FREE Surprise Gift with every order.

       
       
      • Finally one that doesn't feel cheap

        I've bought two onesies before and both ended up scratchy after the first wash. This one is genuinely soft — like, bury-your-face-in-it soft. Three washes in and it still feels the same. Worth every cent.

        Jessica R. (Austin, TX)

      • She screamed when she opened it

        Bought it for my girlfriend's birthday expecting a polite thank you. She literally put it on over her dress and wore it the rest of the night. Now her roommate wants one. Easiest gift I've ever nailed.

        Jyn P. (Brooklyn, NW)

      • SpongeBob fan since day one — this is next level

        I've got t-shirts, mugs, you name it — but this isn't the usual cheap merch with a face slapped on it. You put it on and you ARE Squidward. The detail on the hood is insane. My girlfriend couldn't stop laughing when I walked out of the bathroom wearing it.

        Mia L. (Portland, OR)